my futurist dreams.

hi i'm raymond, i am 20 years old. i am an australian, and my main reason for being here is to have some where to upload my stories.

follow this link to all of SS so far:

http://dreamsofamadman.tumblr.com/post/4362810354

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May 29 '12

theshagrug5000:

Almost Politically Correct Redneck

i really like this.

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May 28 '12

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May 28 '12
SEE! i told you guys birds are evil!

SEE! i told you guys birds are evil!

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May 28 '12

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May 27 '12

MOVIES!

so tonight i went over to my brothers place and watched a movie called pandorum.


quite possibly one of the best science fiction movies i have seen in a long time.

and the damn thing was relesed in 2009, and i had never heard of it before. it had a budget of $33 million dollars. the science elements seemed rather well thought out…or at least enough for my liking. it was visually impressive. the acting was good.

its a great movie, and i recommend you see it.

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May 27 '12
mekhack:

Odin, you’re doing it wrong.

you know, when you think about, mythology odin is better than marvel odin. because even though odin KNEW loki would be responsible for fucking up the world, he never killed him. or through in action allowed him to die.

mekhack:

Odin, you’re doing it wrong.

you know, when you think about, mythology odin is better than marvel odin. because even though odin KNEW loki would be responsible for fucking up the world, he never killed him. or through in action allowed him to die.

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May 27 '12

being good

overduefees:

not ordering pizza

this is boring

now i want pizza

rebloging because i am more turned on by this gif than i should be…

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May 27 '12
fuckyeahkusanagi:

The Major and Aramaki.

fuckyeahkusanagi:

The Major and Aramaki.

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May 27 '12
bromance-enthusiast:

heyfunniest:

“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”
“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”
“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”
“I’m not your brother.”
“HOLD MY HAND.”
“Fine.

“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”
“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”
“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”
“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”
“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”
“…”
“…”
“…THE CHILDREN!”

bromance-enthusiast:

heyfunniest:

“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”

“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”

“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”

“I’m not your brother.”

“HOLD MY HAND.”

“Fine.

“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”

“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”

“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”

“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”

“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”

“…”

“…”

“…THE CHILDREN!

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May 26 '12
It’s a uniquely American prudishness. You can write the most detailed, vivid description of an ax entering a skull, and nobody will say a word in protest. But if you write a similarly detailed description of a penis entering a vagina, you get letters from people saying they’ll never read you again. What the hell? Penises entering vaginas bring a lot more joy into the world than axes entering skulls.
— Author George R. R. Martin (A Song of Ice and Fire.) Interview published in May 2012 Rolling Stones Magazine. (via sweetupndown9)

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